Seriously?!
YOU flipped over the water bowl and the food dishes again?!
What the heck April? Geeezzzz! you and your temper tantrums.
You're a CAT, not a person (ex: my boss)....people slam doors (ex: my boss)
when they're mad, or tornado around the house knocking or tipping things over.
NOT CATS!
No excuse for anyone to be so dramatic, it's just wrong.
It happens every time I leave her in my master bedroom with the door closed.
She tips over the dry cat food, tips over the water bowl, flips the throw rug across the room,
and scatters litter from her litter box all over the bathroom.
Different day. Same mess.
Then on top of it, she gives me the silent treatment, won't say a word
as I'm mopping up her meltdown.
She'll sit on the couch facing the window listening to me grumble about how I'm not an
airhead, how I 'get' her point.
She won't look at me, won't budge.
I know people like that, but Cats? Who knew?
Mickey is just the opposite.
When it's his turn to be in the room, he can't wait to see me again - nothing
in shambles, no mess, no fuss.
"Why can't you be like Mickey?"
I know she heard me because her ears moved back a little.
"Hey, I'm talking to you! did you ever hear of anger management classes,
or love thy neighbor, or for you, love thy cat?"
She won't look at me, won't budge.
"You're the one who starts the fight with Mickey, so I don't know what you're
all bent out of shape for, you know I have to keep you both separated.
This is going to stop as of right now, you'll see!"
(though I have no clue what to do with her, and she knows that)
Smug feline.
She's ignoring me, common when you're mad, and I know that attitude so well...
she's thinking that I'm the one who's totally messed up and needs help, not her.
and sometimes, I actually think she's right as I'm picking up her curse words all
over the floor.
Loco!
