Sunday, April 11, 2010

Pepto 4 April

What if we ran around yelling like a nutcase wherever and whenever we felt that
diarrhea feeling coming on? Would not look good.
April suddenly started doing just that while I was reading the other night.
She ran from the couch, leaped to my bed, to the bathtub, stopped,
howled, ran to the closet, jumped on my desk, flew onto me, OUCH!
ran to the bathtub, then finally in the bathroom
where her litter box is. She hopped in, hopped out,
stopped, howled, flew onto me, OUCH! ran to the litter box, and
started to relieve herself.

Whew!

Quiet.

I peeked over my book as she slowly came out of the bathroom.
She looked totally drained and plopped on the floor.
I offered her Pepto Bismol, but she stared me down, then hissed:
 "keep your Pepto and that fish and shrimp mush you gave me for dinner!"